MEMBERS

MATT HOFFMAN – Vocals, Guitar

Hoffman was raised for nearly nine whole months in a tiny womb before emerging into the cruel world of rock. He is of no relation to the Mat Hoffman that the Sony Playstation game was made for.

JOHN BREY – Guitar
A maniac on guitar, and fluffy as a warm buttermilk biscuit with the ladies, Brey has been tried as an adult from of some of the nation’s most prestigious judges.

CORPORATE DEECH – Bass
Formerly known as “The Mysterious Deech”, Corporate Deech’s mystery was unveiled to us, as we came to realize that his true passion was for the 9-5 lifestyle of a sluggish worker drone. Corporate Deech has abandoned all kick-ass rock duties so that he can “make money” and “pay bills”, but due to contractual obligations, you won’t see SHOOTING BLANKS getting rid of him anytime soon.

DAN ROSLEY – Drums

The day of Dan’s birth, his parents threw him in a cellar and left him for dead. Dan found an old drum kit in the cellar and survived only on his will to rock. 21 years later he emerged with an insatiable craving for Budweiser, a mastery of percussion, and an oddly-shaped penis face. SHOOTING BLANKS knew right away that Dan was a perfect fit.